Hello ladies let's talk about cars.

the car you ride, future car, how you feel on the wheel etc

what you could do with your car (dangerous driving, speeding etc), , can you do oil change, change tire, air fill your tire etc

how neat your car is

whatever you feel like talking, say it here.

how long did it take you to learn how to drive and your experience driving

Share your car experience here.

I seriously dnt care about cars. . . .the honda van I drive takes me from point A to B. . . .that's what matters jare.

Who cares about the color? or the model?

There's like 3 names stamped on the van, which one is which?

lol really? oh you love white car then

*Hauwa*:

lol really? oh you love white car then

Na, it's a navy blue honda. . . .white cars? Lol, I just love the curvy, bread looking cars

Me no even get car!!! I dey borrow my hubby Passat and 90% of the time the interior is in a real sorry state thanks to my beautiful daughter

i woke up one day and made up my mind i must get my license. i usually use the school shuttle bus. if you miss the bus na your toro. you will walk in the snow or rain. i suffer for that bus hand no be small. i learnt my lesson so i looked for someone to teach me to drive. oh, i ran my roommates car into the ditch the girl fear sha. 

I really didn't care about cars, which ever one my papa had or brothers bought was just a-okay. . . .as long as it had 4 wheels and CD player to listen to my Ayefele and Dan Maraya but that all changed when my friend got the Mazda Something something.


Jeebus. H Christo, I fell hard and I fell fast. Now I understand why they say zoom zoom zoom because that thing zoooooooooooooooooms like it's about to fly. It's because this car I got aviator sunglasses fa. . . ya know to complete the look.  

The way I carry the key around, people will think it's my money I used buy am. Now to drive my own car is like they are punishing me. . .





Oh Mazda something something, How do I love thee. . . let me count the ways but first

@omoge
lmaoooooooooo

I had to learn to drive at 1* . My mom kept nagging me. She was like "I shouldn't have to drive you everywhere" "When are you going to get your license?" "Am tired of your lazy sef, go and get your license"
Lol, am glad that I did sha Those city bus are so nastyyyyyy.
I walked in one day and this lady was coughing mucus into her paper cup, wiping her mouth with her hand then touching the sits. grossssssss.

Anywaz, am more into small cars. . . .curvy glossy ones (thats as best as I can describe them o)

Sisi Jinx:

I really didn't care about cars, which ever one my papa had or brothers bought was just a-okay. . . .as long as it had 4 wheels and CD player to listen to my Ayefele and Dan Maraya but that all changed when my friend got the Mazda Something something.


Jeebus. H Christo, I fell hard and I fell fast. Now I understand why they say zoom zoom zoom because that thing zoooooooooooooooooms like it's about to fly. It's because this car I got aviator sunglasses fa. . . ya know to complete the look.

The way I carry the key around, people will think it's my money I used buy am. Now to drive my own car is like they are punishing me. . .





Oh Mazda something something, How do I love thee. . . let me count the ways but first

lmaoooooooooo thank you!! as long as it doesn't stop on a deserted road

ol sisi, i fear you use sunglass while driving? ha, i don't o walahi  

i have never use the city bus before. this one ply campus and campus apt.

true if you don't know how to drive, be ready to suffer

The day I took my driving test, I climbed over the curb as we drove out of the building. My teacher just said stop the car, you have failed. 10 secs flat.

Second time, it was the same guy so I said I didn't want him because he was mean to me the last time and then I did this . . . . I passed.

My first car was a car I called Bob. . . Honda hatchback, don't know if they still make it sef.

My first accident, I reversed into a cop car. . . it was on my birthday. I just got a Nissan sentra, so I wanted to test drive it around the block and gbam. . . I hit a car. . . a cop car, so I did this and he let me go because it was my birthday.  

*Toyinrayo:

lmaoooooooooo thank you!! as long as it doesn't stop on a deserted road

That's what I used to think too oh but now. . . home girl is on it

*Hauwa*:

ol sisi, i fear you use sunglass while driving? ha, i don't o walahi  

You do not want to joke with me and that sunglasses.

I even put my nose up too. . . ya know, when I'm by the red light.

Especially when I know there are guys on the other side. Hehehehehe

the lady who did my test failed me too. she said i was too slow when changing lane and just failed me. i was so disappointed. i went the 2 days later praying whoever is going to test me not ask me to do parallel parking.

morenike drives a honda?
when I was her age I drove a ford festiva.
yeye car with no shock absorbers
all the gallops hit me straight on my bakassi
It's a miracle the 18 wheelers didn't blow me off the freeways

sisi toasting guy while driving na ba ki hanu biu fa

my first car
not the particular one though
mine was junkier
no AC sef.
manual windows
radio and casettte player only
I suffered

I actually, started driving a lil bit before I got my permit. '
I had to take it twice The firs time, the lady wouldn't give it to me because I needed glasses
Second time, I got it, but . . . .

To get my license, I kinda messed up. reason : I did not stop at the stop sign, like c'mon.

I tell ya, I'm glad my mom forced me to get my license
The same way I go force my children If possible, but one car for them to drive around instead of bothering me for transportation

The worst thing a car can do to you is stop at a highway. You stopped at a red light, seconds later, it won't start again. Had to get it towed.

But the freedom of driving wherever you like, without waiting, take friends out, freedom, is just blissful

I learned to drive with a van. . . .been driving in a van ever since.

I heard that if you can drive a van, you can drive any car, true?

lmaoooooooooooooo, nice car osisi

actually if u can drive a VW beetle(the old one) u can drive anything
*runs out of room*

can any of you, drive a manual transmission car?

*jumps out of the room*

Yippee, ladies after my own heart


Who cares whether a 1.8 engine is too small to power a 4x4 and that the car would drag, and who cares that I could be blown away on the 3rd mainland bridge into river Osa if I get overtaken by another 4x4 with a more powerful engine, as long as the car can get me from point A to point B, and as long as the car comes in the right metallic colour thats taken my fancy at that time


Please does anyone know where I can get a genje licence please I am tired of breaking the law and driving without a licence, and have decided to be an upright citizen for once


1st driving test: failed, was driving too fast

2nd driving test: failed, was driving too slow

3rd driving test: failed, disqualified for giving way to an elderly gentleman at the roundaboutIs it a crime to be nice and respect one's elders, despite the fact that I had the right of way  













[s]Wait o ye Jezebels, how come i am feeling one kain all of a sudden, why the sudden interest in the Auto section, with 3 threads materialising out of nowhere I don't want to share my men with you Anyhoo, we can all get along together as long as y'all keep your grubby manky paws to yourself and does not look at any, and I mean ANY man in this section  comprende [/s]

oh Lord, Oh Lord, Ohhhhhhh Lord Busy, you failed 3 times? holy Molly son of Jebus seems the gods no want you to drive at all at all

you are so funny. joke aside wow you try. lucky you can still handle a car without license. some place you can't handle a car with a learner's permit.

i want to learn how to change a tire and do oil change myself. hate paying 25 bucks to get oil change. anyone know how to change tire? can i alone change my tire?

[s]lol Busy, i only wanted us to share our experiences. Auto is not only for the guys you know. so we have to spread our wings. remember men don't like it when you can drive yourself tee hee hee (sisi o ) (be independent ). they want you to sit by the passenger seat and watch, tell them stories (the babying them processe). let me run before they accuse me of the generalization theory [/s]

sisi, i fear using sunglass while driving thinking i wouldn't see the entire road  ha, do i need 360 sight to drive sef?

[s]As long as that is the only reason you ladies are here, it is well with you my sisthren All we have to do is petition Seun to sticky this topic, no that is not good enough we will demand our own female only child-board [/s]


Now that we have gotten that off our chestblom blom:
I am eternally grateful to Baba God that I live in Jand where the Human Rights of the criminal has more clout than their fellow honest upright citizen and that I am a female so can get away with murder ^{Have you heard the law that a woman who murders her husband  has no call to answer, it is presumed she did in self-defence, so she faces no charges and is a free woman} Anytime I get stopped by the police, all I have to do is flash my gnashers like this


As per the oil change, is it that one where they stick the dipstick into something and bring it out Do you pour water into the same place the oil goes? And as for the anti-freeze and coolant, don't even get me started

As for the tire change, i think i have that on lock-down

Step 1: You take that inverted parallelogram thingy called Jack and place it under your car, then you wind it in either anti-clockwise or clockwise direction, and this lifts up the car. As for the angle you need to elevate the car to you are asking the wrong person


Step 2: Hmmn, you get your spanner out, remove the bolt and nut from the rim of the tire I have a question? How does the rim shrink/contract in order for the tire to be extracted/removed

Step 3: Now the tire is ready to be swapped with the one in the boot or repaired if you don't have a spare one Effing lawbreakers, don't you know it is illegal not to have a spare tire in your boot Methinks it should be a jailable offence

Step 4: Once you have decided on the tire you want to replace, repeat step 1 above but turn the spanner in a clockwise/anti-clockwise manner instead

Step 5: Your car is back and ready to be on the road, happy driving ladies





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Now lets toast to that and I give myself a pat on the back and say welldone

I like a woman who is good with her hands

By the way have you ever seen a car roll off a jack before? ugly

Try not to stick your patootie towords traffic when changing tires, some gamers might mistake you for a hundred points; if you get my point

Busy, na wah na so the thing pain you reach? hahaha did anyone steal your man through nairaland tell us abt it sha.

you sure that changing tire process you posted is for real

Sultaan, which one is yours? na yansh you come here to talk abt? wetin concern you if we shoot our yansh backward to change tire? please close your eyes while driving

what is a spanner what is Jack?

what is manual transmission car now?

*Hauwa*:

Busy, na wah na so the thing pain you reach? hahaha did anyone steal your man through nairaland tell us about it sha.

I just don't like sharing my men, thats all, and very soon now some trifling would start crawling outta the woodworks and start saying "nice car", "nice colour", "what is a jack" "what is a spanner" as if THAT is all they really want

*Hauwa*:

you sure that changing tire process you posted is for real
what is a spanner what is Jack?

I ain't lying, thats how you change tires for real not surprised you are doubting me since you don't know the meaning of a spanner, lol

Abeg, I can't change the oil or the tire, but I can drive it.

Wey gas station/ Sam's Club for?

sultaan:

I like a woman who is good with her hands

Come and work for my tyre firm, and let me show you with first-hand demonstration, the sort of magic they can perform on you The renumeration package is good too

sultaan:

By the way have you ever seen a car roll off a jack before? ugly

None has happened on my watch and I have handled thousands of cars before

sultaan:

Try not to stick your patootie towords traffic when changing tires, some gamers might mistake you for a hundred points; if you get my point

Shhh Don't let Hauwa and my other potential customers know my secret na

Ha sweet memories, thats one of the things I like about being a female, playing a damsel in distress and making full use of what my mama gave me in abundance

I must have seen over 1000 tires changed in my lifetime, yet, still don't know how to change one, lol

*Toyinrayo:

Abeg, I can't change the oil or the tire, but I can it.

Wey gas station/ Sam's Club for?

You berra start soliciting customers for me, so that our men folks can see sisters are doing it for themselves, I will pay you 2.5% out of every $500 I earn ^{Don't thank me, thank God, I know I am too generous to a fault, but I don't need to be greedy, His grace is sufficient for me}